I know you'd never ask such a silly question, but in case you were wondering: the point is to delight in being alive. The same reason why...

You'll be wearing a collar and leash, of course. If you're a really good boy for me, maybe I'll take you to see the railroad tracks...

... that you feel safe enough to truly turn your brain off and let me handle the decisions for a while. close your eyes. kiss my ass 💋...